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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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