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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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