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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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