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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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