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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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