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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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