Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.