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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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