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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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