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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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