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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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