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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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