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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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