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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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