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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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