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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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