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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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