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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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