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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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