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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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