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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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