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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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