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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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