Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.