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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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