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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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