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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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