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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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