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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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