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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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