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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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