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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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