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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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