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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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