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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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