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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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