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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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