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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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