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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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