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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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