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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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