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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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