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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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