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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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