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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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