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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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