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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Yoda eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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