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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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