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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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