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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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