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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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